An employee of a Japanese advertising agency was allegedly fired for being less-than-supportive of his boss's penchant for taking secret photos of women's crotches. The employee claims that Toyo Shigeta, the firm's CEO, photographed Maria Sharapova's crotch with a telephoto lens while she was shooting a commercial. We'd like to point out that we have seen Maria Sharapova's crotch before, um, kind of a lot. This is because female tennis players wear skirts that usually end above their belly buttons and there are plenty of perverted photographers already at work.