Science is really showing up this morning. According to this study, your family spies on your relationships because of "the logic of inclusive fitness." What the shit is that, you ask. Basically, the people who share your genes care about who's getting into your jeans (sorry!). We didn't really need a scientific study to tell us why our mother Googles the names of our special friends. We'd like a study to tell us why we've been Googling Britney Spears all weekend. That is a mystery we need science to solve. (via New Scientist Blog)