Blogger Bob Del Grosso points out a weird story in the New York Daily News, wherein writer Leah Chernikoff suggests eating oysters to generate a high sperm count and other ways to make Thanksgiving sex-aaaah. We like to think this story idea began when a cigar-chomping Daily News editor stomped into Chernikoff’s cramped office and barked, “Cherni-whateverthefuckyournameis! We need more sex in our Thanskgiving stories, on the double! No more of this feel-good crap, y’hear?” He then slammed the door, went to the bathroom, and took a giant crap. Because he could. So Chernikoff, now somewhat cold and alone, Googled "sex and food," found some MSN shit about aphrodisiacs, and ran with it. Which is how we got this story, with subheads like “Pump Up Your Pumpkin” and tidbits like, “Oysters have high zinc levels, which are supposed to increase sperm count.” We are soooo gonna impregnate someone this Thursday! Give thanks all around!