Over on MSNBC, there's a blow-by-blow-by-painful-blow account of Brad, the latest Bachelor, walking away from both finalists (and, one presumes, an overhyped, disastrous engagement) on Monday's series finale of, well, guess. You can also read the official version on ABC.com.
In the limo, [DeAnna] says it feels worse that he didn't pick either of them and that she doesn't understand. It hurts that he told her he couldn't find what she had in anyone else, but that he still didn't choose her. She says she's sick of being the one who makes the guy perfect for the next woman.
Brad sits alone in the garden with tears in his eyes as he looks at the ring and the rose he didn't give to either woman.
Wow. You know, we were thinking of throwing some Whitney Houston in here right about now, but Greatest Love of All is too inspiring for such a tragic ending. So hey, buddy: this one's for you.