Why we weren't invited to Britney Spears' 26th birthday party Saturday night we'll never know. Perhaps our invitation was lost in the mail? But we were going to give her some shampoo, all wrapped up pretty with a big bow. And a hug, because she really looks like she needed a hug (and that shampoo) right about then. Maybe she lost the will to shower or pose because ex-hubby Kevin Federline didn't show. From Page Six:
Cloaked in a white fur-lined coat and black minidress, the lonely mother of two was partying with Alli Sims and sometime frenemy Paris [Hilton] at the Scandinavian Mansion of Style in Los Angeles, Calif., on Saturday night before contacting Kevin. "She got annoyed when Kevin reminded her that one of them needed to be a parent and take care of the boys," added the insider. "Then she hung up on him. Kevin said she was drinking."