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Jessica Alba's Pregnant -- And Babble Totally Called It

Posted by Bryan Christian

Congrats to Jessica Alba and her on-again bf Cash Warren for announcing to People Magazine that they are with child -- and congratulations to Babble's Sassy Smith for figuring it out all the way back in November!

I suppose it could be the way the lace [of her dress] is all puckered at the front of her stomach that is making her "appear" pregnant but perhaps she's actually trying to hide a "baby bump."  Plus, the fact that Jessica is reunited with her long time beau, Cash Warren, could mean she's with child.  'Cause I bet their having, you know, sex. And, and, and she looks "glowy".  Is glowy a word?

Hells, yeah, "glowy" is a word! Way to go, Sassy! Not only did you make the call a month ago, but you gave us a way to report this story without having to think too long about Jessica Alba with bigger boobs and a taut, baby-filled belly, which would raise our risk of an aneurysm by about a billion percent. 

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It's been a crazy week here at Scanner, what with our new Holiday Gift Guide and Ike Turner dying. Oh, and we drank too much, and offended people, all while finding the time to make remedial flow charts...

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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married with roommate and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married with roommate and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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