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Scanner Highs and Lows: Puppies, Babies and Pole Dancing

Posted by Emily Farris

It's been a crazy week here at Scanner, what with our new Holiday Gift Guide and Ike Turner dying. Oh, and we drank too much, and offended people, all while finding the time to make remedial flow charts... 

Highs:

We figured out that Paris Hilton has the power to stop puppy mills. Single handedly, at that.

Scanner Bryan found the gift for the friend who has everything (not part of the Holiday Gift Guide). 

Uh, Hello! Subway pole dancing. 

Mr. Splashy Pants! 

Lows:

Scanner Bryan lamented the fact that he wasn't the first to plant his seed in Jessica Alba.

The Government went and ruined Christmas for us. 

We came clean about our Cavemen crush. 

Scanner Emily offended some people. She didn't mean it like that, she was just joking. Promise! 

R.I.P. Ike Turner. 

Previously: Scanner Highs and Lows


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Posted Dec 14 2007, 05:06 PM
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About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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