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Who Would You Rather?, Train Wreck Edition: Amy Winehouse vs. Britney Spears

Posted by Emily Farris

Now this, friends, is like the What Would You Rather game we love and cherish from our youth (e.g. "What would you rather: lose a leg or screw your mom?"). No more put-together hotties or politicians. We're for real. And you had to have seen this one coming a mile away. So, which train wreck would you rather? Amy Winehouse, who is probably on suicide watch (maybe she just needs a friend who's not Pete Doherty), or Britney Spears whose lawyers are trying to get dismissed from her child custody case?

Quick. Get out the vote. Results posted tomorrow.


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dgilman said:

I feel a twinge of shame that I have to vote for Britney.  Sure, fucked up, untalented and used up, walking joke, but still acceptably good-looking by normal-person standards.  As long as she doesn't sing in bed.

I love Amy Winehouse's music, but the intensely drug-ravaged body is about as big a turn-off as there is.  I'll fuck Britney, then gladly go over to Amy's with some ice cream and DVDs to keep her away from Pete Doherty.

January 3, 2008 11:44 AM

jwebster8 said:

Britney, at least I could fantasize that she's still that hot little tart we all fell in love with before we heard her talk.

But what could I fantasize about with Winehouse?  That she's Not a meth-head?  Of course, if her teeth fall out, I might change my mind...

January 3, 2008 1:55 PM

zeroisanumber said:

I'd have to say Britney. Amy Winehouse has ten times the talent and might one day put out some pretty good albums, but the drugs have reduced her from the status of "woman" to the status of "Skeletor".

January 3, 2008 2:09 PM

ashke said:

It kind of hurts to say it, but Britney. At least I wouldn't be afraid of her dying or literally falling apart during the act.

January 3, 2008 2:33 PM

rachel said:

i want to say amy- that voice, she was sorta trashy-cute in the 'i'm no good' video, she has actual talent... but i can't. britney at least looks like a semi-normal specimen of womanhood with actual curves. amy just looks scary.

January 3, 2008 3:45 PM

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January 3, 2008 5:43 PM

kowhaileaves said:

amy, but i'd close my eyes tight

January 3, 2008 7:02 PM

GeeBee said:

I'd fight them both off with a stick.

January 3, 2008 7:22 PM

LR said:

britney. amy looks way too much like a guy.

January 3, 2008 11:08 PM

Brian F. said:

If Amy has taken a shower first, Amy. At their peak years, a tossup-- Britney is "hotter" (in a disgusting Barbie way) but Amy is still classier and sexier. Now... shit, do I have to say it... Britney? Ugh. This is worse than Streisand vs. O'Donnell.

January 4, 2008 1:13 PM

ldzw said:

No one would do Amy??  I'm surprised to say the least!  Amy would be way way way f-ing better in bed hands down: raunchy, slutty, sleezy and hungry for it.  Compared to Winehouse, Britney is just a crotch-flashing wannabe.  

January 7, 2008 11:12 AM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married with roommate and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

Raised on the mean streets of New York City's Upper West Side, Katie Halper is a comic, writer, blogger, satirist and filmmaker. Her writing appears in The Huffington Post, Alternet, and Takepart.com. Katie co-founded Laughing Liberally, is an artistic director of The Tank, and is at work on her second documentary, Another Camp Is Possible.

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