Every once in a while we kid ourselves into thinking there's more to life than boobs.
But every time, we're wrong. Here are this week's Scanner highs and lows.
Highs:
We made an amazing discovery.
We found God... in a strip club.
Sexy cancer survivors.
We were inspired to exercise.
Mmm...politics.
Lows:
We admitted to wearing granny panties.
Scanner Emily learned a very important lesson. Her computer is her most important girl part.
The boobs you see, sadly, do not belong to us. None of them.