Posted by Bryan Christian
God bless you, News of the World and soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo. There's no video, but nonetheless: you've done us all proud!
Previously: Soccer Pro in Most Boring Sextape Scandal Ever?
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About Bryan Christian
Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.