How powerful is Dolly Parton's legendary decolletage? So powerful that it has delayed her Spring 2008 tour.
Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.
"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement.
Did she just offer to let us wag her puppies? Ladies and gentlemen: that is why we love her.
Also why we love her: because godDAMN, can anyone withstand the appeal of this?
No. No one can.