We're not going to get cute with this one. We're not going to trick you, or tease you, or make any shitty puns. We're just going to come out with it.
These are alien heads sculpted from deer ass.
Right. You'll need a minute to let that sink in. It's OK, really. If you're anything like us, a lot has probably changed for you as you realize that someone, somewhere has immortalized the noble American pastimes of deer hunting and alien sighting together, in art. It's a deep and deeply beautiful thing, and we know better than to sully the moment with any of our cheap sass.
A well-respected deer butt artist fills us in on the tricks of the trade after the jump:
Many people say that the real red neck art is the shaping of the deer anus to look like a mouth.
This is the true test of the artists loving hand.
The anus can be made very simple, or you can stretch the anus for realistic effects such as smiles and frowns.
In general, the leading deer butt artists concentrate on the details of the mouth.