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Charity Director Busted for Paying Woman For Sex Just Doing His Job (Duh)!

Posted by Katie Halper

The very charitable director of a Catholic Worker charity was sentenced Friday to 10 days in jail after he was caught offering $500 in alms to a woman in need, in exchange for sex. The woman claimed that the director, Michael Niece, made his charitable offer of money for sex when she went to the director asking for help to send her child to private school. The woman went to the police who set up a recorded phone call during which Niece repeated the offer and arranged to "meet at a taco stand" (so that's what they're calling it these days.) Niece's lawyer said the director was only planning on talking to the woman, not having sex with her. Prosecutors jumped to conclusions, claiming that Niece was indeed prepared to do the deed and exhibiting "predator behavior." So he arrived at the taco with a mattress, sheets and pillow in his van. (He likes to nap.) He also had a sex toy in his pocket. (Or was he just happy to see her?)

Well, even if Niece is guilty under the U.S. law, he isn't guilty under the higher law.  The bible tells us to be fruitful and multiply. Check. Give alms to the poor. Check. But it doesn't encourage handouts. God helps those who help themselves. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a life time. Well, give a woman money for her son's education and she'll be able to send him to school for a semester. Teach her to sell her body for sex and she'll be able to send him to highs school, college and grad school.


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IMUnaware said:

Um, the Bible doesn't say "God helps those who help themselves."  Never.  Nor does it say "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a life time."  

Both of those are just folk wisdom.  I believe the first is commonly attributed to Poor Richard's Almanac.  

Anyhoo, if you're going to be a popculture blog, you should have at least a passing familiarity with the single most culturally influential book in Western History.  

(Note: I'm not saying it's right or that anyone should be Christian.  I'm just saying that it's influential.  From Madonna to the Byrds to Jonny Cash to Metallica, biblical themes and images are culturally pervasive.)

March 3, 2008 1:47 PM

doggotmyshoes said:

Organized religion is a severely underrated way of getting laid. I mean, hullo?  Are you really surprised?

March 3, 2008 10:20 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

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