We got into as much trouble as we could, whether we could get away with it or not...
Highs:
We found ourselves hypnotized by online dating. For, basically, the first time ever.
Our (inner) childhoods were re-staged.
Jessica Simpson is not procreating after all, thank God.
We watched people have sex. In the interest of science, of course.
David Cross finally got himself some tail.
A bunch of old people butchered our favorite "Sonic Youth" song. Huzzah!
Santorum Alley? Thanks, we kind of like it here on Manbone Ridge.
Between Gordon Ramsey and Bobby Flay, we picked Anthony Bourdain.
One of the Fugees found us worthy of his valuable time.
Lows:
We got arrested.
Even the Hulk couldn't get us laid.
We learned that Gawker spies are everywhere.
A "Sex and the City" actress had cancer.
We called B.S. on everything the Daily Mail's ever printed.
Barack Obama lost his shit.
Big Love Got Big, Big Time.
We learned that Chrissie Hynde's sex appeal applies to straight women, as well.
Somebody needs to learn that putting "service" in quotes like that is going to make people think you're offering happy endings.