It's primary day in some states, which means the phone sex lines are humming.
We'd like to think this idiot just failed in an attempt to get back at Oasis for all their pretentious snobbery, but he was probably just a drunken jackass who rushed the stage.
And you really, really need to see these photos of Anthony Bourdain in the prehistoric era known as the 1970s...
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