We knew that at some point that "i" (iTunes, iHome, iPod) would cause some trouble, and we think we just found it in this dirty little MP3 player.
Ladies and gentlemen, the iBeat Blaxx. That's right, we said iBeat.
If you're interested in owning one of these little perverts just for the name (we are) you can read all the technical jargon over at Engadget.
(Thanks, Bill!)