Oh, the things you'll learn!
HIGHS:
We found porn on Wikipedia.
We found a picture of a very sexy carrot.
We found out about... sommmmeeboddyy'sss birthdaaay!
We discovered a secret pantie run at ASU. Okay, it couldn't have been that secret if hundreds of Arizonians were ready with their cameras when it went down.
We uncovered the ancient art of the VHS tape.
We revealed the identity of Minnie Driver's baby daddy. And no, she's not "fucking Matt Damon."
We learned that homosexuality is a whopping 140 years old!
We began a new contest after finding one of the great dive bars.
LOWS:
We uncovered a Google Map pertaining to the sexual conquests of an individual unfortuantely named "Igor."
We found out that Grey's Anatomy is resorting to raunchy lesbian sex to keep its ratings up. Shame on them?
We discovered the Ugly Models Agency is not really all that bad. It makes us feel ugly, in fact.
Our eyes burned after learning about anal from Spencer Pratt.
We mourned the wonderful news of Scarlett Johansson's enagement.
IN-BETWEENS:
We learned the identity of the owner of a famous third nipple. Actually, everyone cheated by reading the name of the celebrity off the title of the photo. Whoops!
And we learned about America's most sexually satisfying cities. None of them are near us, damn it.