We've been avoiding the news that Madonna's marriage to Guy Ritchie may be falling apart and that she may or may not be turning to Yankee's player Alex Rodriguez for sexual healing because, frankly, we don't care all that much. But then they had to go and bring Lenny Kravitz into the mix.
Now it seems that A-Rod's wife is dating Lenny Kravitz, who supposedly dated Madonna when he contributed to 1990's "Justify My Love."
Got it straight?
Okay, to recap (please assume that all of these "facts" have an "apparently" or "supposedly" in front of them):
Madonna and Guy Ritchie are headed towards splitsville.
Madonna has been sneaking around with Alex Rodriguez.
Alex Rodriguez's wife has been spending "cozy time" in Paris with Lenny Kravitz, who used to date Madonna.
Whew.
[Us: Report: Alex Rodriguez's Wife Seeing Lenny Kravitz, Madonna's Ex]
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