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We Will Not Make Oral Sex Jokes About the Knee Pads on Lindsay's Lohan's Leggings

Posted by Emily Farris

And it has nothing to do with the fact that we're pretty sure she's in a happy lesbian relationship, because lesbians can totally pleasure each other on their knees.

No, no. It's because, well...

...well, we kind-of like Lindsay now. In fact, no, we really like her.

Maybe part of it is that we feel sorry for her because her family is insane and terrible, and maybe it's also because now that she seems to be in a happy relationship, she seems more likable.

But, we still hate the leggings.

The style is called "Mr. President" (you'll never guess who inspired them) and they cost $132.

We are laughing at the leggings. Not Lindsay.

[ShopIntuition via MollyGood]

Related:

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Michael Lohan Sells Out Lindsay Once Again

Michael Lohan: The Only Person on Earth Who Won't See Lindsay Lohan's Breasts

Samantha Ronson and Her Trusty Fingers Take Care of Lindsay Lohan

We're Done Thinking of Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe: UPDATED

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Posted Jul 15 2008, 12:04 PM

Filed under: lindsay lohan, oral sex, lesbians, blow jobs, clothes, samantha ronson, leggings, knee pads

Comments

juancarlos said:

can we at least make fun of the camel toe?

July 15, 2008 12:29 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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