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While You Were Sleeping: The New Robin Hood Movie

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

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Talk about egomania and director dementia: the new Robin Hood film starring Russell Crowe as a badass/kind-of-good-guy Sheriff of Nottingham has been delayed because the leaves in the forest are the wrong color. Dudes, it doesn't have to be historically accurate-- Robin Hood wasn't real! 

 

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Comments

danrimage said:

Fuck Johnny Depp and his 'I'm quirky but, y'know, still kinda sexy...aw shucks, d'ye REAAAALLY think I'm sexy? Reeeeeally?'bullshit.It should be Steve Buscemi,or, if they're sticking with the  'young, sexy villain' motif, Paul Bettany.

August 1, 2008 10:56 AM

wundersmack said:

wow, danrimage, that is a stroke of genius!  Buscemi would be brilliant perfection.  Depp... meh... not so much.

August 1, 2008 12:11 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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