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Sloppy Seconds: Poor Bernie Mac, Morgan Freeman, and... OJ?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

A man is in jail in Florida after calling 911 twice to complain about an incorrect sandwich order.

We just can't picture it: Liv Tyler wants to launch her singing career. 

In other news on this busy day:

 Jake Gyllenhall is not engaged to Reese Witherspoon. Yawn.

Although reports of Bernie Mac's demise were exaggerated and not particularly humorous, Mac's health is truly in critical condition.

This is one move we wouldn't even pull to save our own lives. 

OJ Simpson is in deep shit now: one of his co-defendants is testifying against him. 

Violence in China has escalated ahead of the Olymics.

And Morgan Freeman may have fallen asleep at the wheel, was indeed with a female passenger (whose presence remains unexplained), broke a few ribs and hurt is knee, is listed in serious condition, but that's all...

 

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danrimage said:

Why has someone attempted to cross out the  violence in China story? ?Those are still the facts as far as I'm aware....

August 4, 2008 7:43 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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