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Woman Arrested For Smuggling Cocaine In Inappropriate Place

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

...don't say the backseat of a Volkswagen...

We've all heard that all the US $100 bills in circulation have been tainted by cocaine... but did you know about the cocaine that's tainted by vagina? 

According to Guanabee:

Luiza Caetano de Lima, a 29-year-old Brazilian cook, was arrested for carrying 350 grams of cocaine in her vaginal cavity. She was intercepted on a bus on the Paraguayan border. Sadly, this ruined her plan of dropping off the drugs into a garbage can in some border town, where it would later be picked up by someone else. Presumably while wearing gloves?  

 

Honestly, our main issue here is how the hell anyone figured out she had coke in her vagina? Did the cops just get tipped off about her and did a full-on strip search? We would think that staring up a woman's private parts would be the point where customs says, "You know what, how many grams could be up there, this isn't worth humiliating someone for?"

Perhaps the original story, which we can't read, could shed more light. Image via Blogger Digest. 

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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