Oh! This poor clueless man. 40-year-old Robert Stones claims some young girls came up, flashed him and then, as all the blood rushed from his brain down below his belt, he got the shit robbed out of him. We can see it now, but as you'd expect, he is calling it a conspiracy (and yeah, yeah, we'll give you the full flash after the jump)...
"One blonde lifted her top to attract my attention and then fondled me in front of everyone," said Richard. "While another girl kissed me she went round the back and took my wallet from my pocket.
"This was organised stuff. They boasted that they do it to a lot of people. I lost £30 in cash and it cost me £10 to cancel my cards.
Aw. Turns out a lady requires some cash if she's going to show your her endowment. But it looks like Stones has learned his lesson:
The divorcee warns other men: "Women touching men in bars are only after one thing – your money."
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