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Blake Fielder-Civil Sends Amy Winehouse A Pic Of His Dick

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

What do you do if your husband sends you a picture of his dick from prison? If you're Amy Winehouse, you immediately post it to your Facebook profile...

If anyone has the uncensored version (how is it that only one person saw it and has neglected to offer us a NSFW version?), please send it to us...

It seems that Blake Fielder-Civil was either:

a) offered early release if he would move in with his mother and accept a 7pm curfew, but declined because he'd rather be in jail than be restricted and unable to live with his wife

b) offered early release if he would move in with his mother and accept a 7pm curfew, but declined because... well, he failed two drug tests and early release was denied.

Either way, in the meantime, he's content with sending camera phone perv shots to his beloved, who apparently is very proud of her man's penis. Other bloggers have claimed the penis is rather large, but without photo evidence other than the sadly censored version (see above), we'll reserve comment for now...

Via The Sun.

 

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Comments

eldeano1 said:

Is that spunk on his eye?

September 17, 2008 12:11 PM

crazytown said:

Gosh, shitters in the joint in England look better'n my apartment.  Look out London, I'm a do some crime !

September 17, 2008 2:28 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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