If Obama wins, we're going to run out of stuff to write about...
Highs:
This was the highest high of the entire week, if not the entire year.
We finally got our chance to have sex with Obama.
We know what we're doing Saturday night.
Colin Powell made us smile.
Hayden Panettiere made a funny (we're still kind-of "meh" on her, though).
We think we figured out how we might want to die.
Hello, Sarah Palin porno.
We started getting ready for Halloween.
Lows:
Our neighbors.
We tried to live blog for the first time but it was really just a Facebook update on crack.
We think the Internet has finally destroyed our brain.
We didn't get invited to Kanye West's Naked Party.
We learned we're in the wrong business.
We learned a little more about why we like food so much, er, why we like so much food.
We met Joe the Plumber.
Then we cracked the case on Joe the Plumber.