Posted by Emily Farris
In our attempt to track down the entire "Paris Hilton for President" video (because we know you're just dying to watch it), we came across Ms. Hilton's official YouTube page. Front and center was a video from 2006 we've never seen, for a song we've never heard.
Anyway, we found this video. And it's so wrong in so many ways. Watch Paris gyrate on a 12-year-old in his bedroom (er, in his dreams?) while she wears only tightie whities and the message "Dare to Dream" flashes across the screen.
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Who Would You Rather... for President: Paris or Palin?
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About Emily Farris
Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.