Same-sex heart transplants are the just better. (We'll resist gay marriage jokes here.)
Justin Long: from Drew Barrymore... to Tila Tequila? We're glad neither are divulging the make-out details.
Democratic Senator Barbara Boxer's aide was arrested for... have you guessed yet?
A “high-level” aide to communist Sen. Barbara Boxer of California has been arrested after — whoops! — he was caught chatting and swapping cock pictures with 13-year-old boys on a liberal social network called “Google Hello.” Gross! And the funny thing about one of those 13-year-old boys was that he was actually an FBI detective, trying to capture him. OOPS. Let’s learn more about Mr. Jeff Rosato, who has walked straight into a cold Blowvember gust. [Wonkette]
Jamie Lyn-Sigler: glad she doesn't have any kids, not as hot as she used to be, still dull.
Russell Brand says not being gay gets him laid. And hopefully he's shooting blanks. (You'll see what we mean.)
There has got to be an explanation for these fetus cookies, but we don't even want to hear it.
How much does a $2,000/hour escort, such as Natalie, seen above, take home? Gawker has the answer.
CNN has photos of two of the three new planets just discovered outside our solar system. They resist Uranus jokes, unfortunately, and don't comment on the fact that the planets are named "b" and "c." Wow.
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