Check out this fake police I.D. card a man made for himself. You'll note he didn't completely paint over Chipotle's logo...
Mindy McCready capped off a horrible year with a visit to the psych ward following a suicide attempt. Let's hope the new year presents her with a clean slate.
Here's a great robbery story: a guy demanded money from a cashier at a fast food joint. The cashier laughed and said, "Get a job." The guy then pulled a box cutter and asked for the cashier's wallet, a request that was granted. The cashier had no money either, so they robber left and was quickly arrested.
There is mounting left-wing opposition to Obama's choice of Rick Warren to kick off the inauguration. We think Stevie Wonder would make a great substitute preacher.
By the way, if you just got accepted into Northwestern, you might want to read this. (Same for those who got rejected.)
A man went for a joyride with a hearse. The hearse was idling in front of a funeral home, the sick fuck.
Lindsay Lohan had a close call with a crazy. And no, her father didn't show up at her party or anything.
And it looks like the stripping video game for the Wii is on hold. Yeah, they might need to find a developer before they start, um, developing that...
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