This week, we said goodbye to Scanner Nicole... and a few turkeys, most of which were killed by Sarah Palin's henchmen.
HIGHS:
Newsflash: Kim Cattrall looks great naked. Seriously, though, she's 52.
Hooksexup hosted another Hendricks Gin party, this time in San Francisco.
Maybe this turkey death story will scare a few people into becoming vegetarians.
Sweden is unintentionally funny.
There's still time for you to win a signed Elton John DVD.
And you can play "Guess The Stache: Democrat or Porn Star?" till the end of time.
LOWS:
Nicole left us, but like the musical career of Jay-Z, she'll be back someday...
Won't someone think of the Gyllenhaal children?
We'll have to think of a Dexter-worthy vigilante justice for upskirt photographers. You know, minus the whole killing and dismembering part of Dexter.
Speaking of pervs, they're lurking outside your local liquor store these days.
Joe the Plumber may never go away.
Oh boy... more turkey death.
Newsflash #2: Chipotle is fattening.
And all the celebrities seem to be getting married behind our backs. Not only are they not inviting us and paying for our airfare, they're not exploiting their own love lives for professional gain anymore!