Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. To their neighbor's jackhammer. And like every sane fameball out there, that somebody went straight to the internet...
We were alerted by a stream of tweets earlier this morning (yes, we follow both Ashton and his Mrs. Kutcher on Twitter), which we've reprinted here for your entertainment:
I'm gonna kill my neighbor!
this ass clown has another thing coming!
holy moly I'm gonna lose it!
Jack ass 7am building a god damn fort next to my house f'in up my view and noise polluting the entire f'in nieghborhood with pounding steal
this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!
Culminating, finally, in a link to his video:
watch this sh*T https://qik.com/ashton
Ashton was not alone in his ire. Demi was cheering (egging?) him on all the way:
the neighbor doing consruction with 6 guys pounding hammers against steel at 7am is no way to wake up!
baby keep it together there should only be another 5 months of this.
calm and gentle baby you can pull out the paint gun later!
just to verify how hopping mad my husband is check this out aplusk watch this sh*T https://qik.com/ashton
he is hilarious!
In any case, the video is (as of yet) un-embeddable, but we'll keep our eye on it. In the meantime, here's a transcript, but we definitely recommend watching it.
Hi. I'm just recording this for legal purposes, but I can also share it with the world. It's 7:30 AM, and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my fucking jackass neighbor…I don’t know if I should say fuck…to my jackass neighbor doing THIS next to my porch.This is my porch! This is my house. This is my deck. Right up there, that's my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin' house. I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I'm gonna lose it on this guy. I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it. It's been going on for four months now. This guy's got another thing coming.
You know what? We can't really blame him.
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