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And Now, the Continuing Drama of Ashton & Demi's Neighbor's Construction

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Yesterday we covered Ashton Kuctcher's outrage at being woken up by his neighbor's construction. We watched a video in which Ashton and Demi cross their expansive deck to fling bottles of Vitamin Water at construction workers who, for Christ's sake, are just doing their job and have no say in what time their job begins. 

The folks over at Deceiver have even more reasons why Ashton & Demi's continued, semi-literate Twittered outrage is not so justified. 

The Kutcher/Moore compound took ten years to build. It was started back when Ashton was still actually in high school, not just acting like he was in high school.

Hey-- Scanner Colleen here-- I get woken up on many mornings by my neighbor's rat dog, howling away at 7 am, probably about 50 feet or less from my bedroom window. I actually went over and said something to my neighbhor's face one morning. Ashton and Demi don't seem too shy, they might want to try that. And if not, I will happily trade places with them any day of the week. 

Related:

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Apollo said:

I'm not sure you want to do that, Colleen. Their life seems sooooo tough.

Here's an idea for them. If you don't want to ever be bothered by your neighbors then it'd be best to move to a place where you don't have any neighbors. They probably already have a house like that somewhere.

January 30, 2009 3:14 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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