Kansas Citians may be shy about sex, but anyone who's ever watched an episode of C.O.P.S. can tell you we have no shame when it comes to violence. (Remember the guy who bludgeoned a rare seagull while vacationing in California?) Now the geniuses at K.C.'s Erotic City have found a way to lure unassuming locals into their oh-so-scandalous sex shop.
The store has started selling weapons!
A rogue reporter for the local alt-weekly recently paid a visit to Erotic City:
"It turns out the rumors are true. Immediately upon entering the shop, there's a glass case full of swords, hunting knives, nunchucks (we think), and what looks like a scythe with a really short handle. Damn. There's also a rifle that fires far less deadly little plastic pellets. This is all separate from the dildos and rubber vaginas."
It's also separate from the fake pee.
Classy!
[Plog: Erotic City sells silent death]
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