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One Final Request: 75-Year-Old Wants A Designer Vagina

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Here's one of those stories The Sun probably pulled out of its ass one day at 4:55pm, the editors not even caring that it wasn't sourced:

A 75-year-old Russian woman has successfully undergone a vaginal operation to restore her genitals to a younger state. Yes-- "Nina M." has herself a state-of-the-art designer vag... and she plans on using it on you...

The randy Russian granny... said she wanted the trendy surgery to bag herself a young husband.

Dr Anna Uzunova said: “Usually such requests are from much younger women.

“But she wanted to have an active sex life despite her age so we agreed to do the operation and help her.”

Happy Nina was delighted with the results saying after the op: “I feel like a young woman again.”

As a young man currently between failed short term relationships, we ask Nina to please send an e-mail to at her earliest convenience. No photograph required...

Via The Sun. 

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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