According to The Times of India, of which Scanner has a subscription, male cleavage is now all the fashion rage in Bollywood and it's rapidly turning the country’s men-folk into a bunch of low v-neck and specially designed tunic-wearing eye candy. Not to be confused with good old-fashioned man boobs, the male cleavage look is buffed, hairless and shining with cocoa butter. All right, we’ll set aside our opinions about men who wax too much for a moment and agree that it would be all kinds of hot to see some Naveen Andrews hevage. But that guy who married the dog, not so much.