This week we welcomed Verena Von Pfetten to the Scanner fold, although this photo and caption has nothing to do with nudie shoots or this post.
There were a couple of nude photos, including rugby players and supermodels, but more memorably... there were animal sex photos!
HIGHS:
Scanner Nicole may have found the love of her life. A few readers will be fighting her for him, for sure.
We found some gay animals. Better yet-- we found pictures of gay animals fucking!
We took it from behind while playing Super Mario Bros.
A porn star solved the Catholic crisis.
A whole shitload of British tourists were busted after an oral sex contest went so, so right.
We fawned over the greatest pet story ever told.
Mischa Barton almost looked kind of hot (sort of) in her latest almost-nude attempt at relevance.
LOWS:
We dug some mispellings. Not just in our posts-- in tatoos!
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel broke up. Should this one be in the "Highs?"
Officer Dick would fine Gisele Bundchen for her droopy pants. Although we're not going to stop her from taking these photos.
We found that 63% women have been unnecessarily groped on the subway. We would put "getting jizzed on" under "unnecessary" as well.
Sienna Miller stole a husband... and our hearts. Well, not really, she just kind of rubbed us the wrong way while going topless.
We were disappointed British lesbians did not pick Susan Sarandon as their "dream date." However, the winner is still pretty tantalizing at 62.
And the self-proclaimed "World's Greatest Dad" was arrested. Wanna guess what he's in for?