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  • Oldest Piece of Art Determined to Be Pornographic

    Archeologists may have found the oldest piece of "art" in existence: A sculpture of Venus de Milo dating back 35,000 years ago. That's approximately 5,000 years before the next Venus knockoffs! So what were the standards for a perfect woman back in the day?

     

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  • Ellen Stagg's Party

     

     

    The Independent Film Channel, aka IFC: No longer just the cable channel where you can watch Clerks again and again. Now you can go to their website and watch photographer Ellen Stagg shoot erotic nudes of Joanna Angel and other adult film stars, on the web documentary series The Stagg Party.

    There's not a whole lot more to the series than that. Stagg has some interesting color to add about her work, and the models, not as much. Here are a few of our favorite Ellen Stagg shots from IFC's Stagg Party gallery.

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  • Sexy Elves Help Loosen Flies on the World Wide Web

     

    You know when you use Google image search and an unrelated image not only catches your eye, but makes it cry a little? We love that. We all love that. Especially when it leads us to places like the page ElfQuest Inspired Erotic Pictures.

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  • Surprise! W.H. Auden Was One Dirty MotherSucker


    This Sunday, Dan Chiasson reviewed the newly published Best American Erotic Poems in the New York Times. His verdict:

    The body parts alone oppress you: lips, testicles, shoulders, eyes, over and over again until you would rather inhabit some spirit realm where bodies are outlawed.

    Got it. Erotic poetry anthologies=tiring. But more importantly, we learned of W.H. Auden's poem "The Platonic Blow"  about...exactly that, and so dirty Chiasson "can't even talk about it here." New York Magazine's Vulture blog reprinted the Auden poem too dirty to review. Our favorite bits below:

     

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  • Shadowy Organization Uses Mirrors, Idiocy to Crack Supposedly Racy Da Vinci Pictures

    A headline like "The Bizarre, Obscene, and Disturbing Hidden Images in Leonardo da Vinci’s Sacred Art," pretty much gets hit by us so enthusiastically that we double-crack our mouse buttons. Here's what we found:

    [I]f an Italian group calling itself the Mirror of the Sacred Scriptures and Paintings World Foundation is correct, da Vinci and his contemporaries may have been doing a lot more with mirrors than anyone has previously imagined.

    Perhaps you’ve wondered about the conventions of classical art — the outstretched hands and elegant gestures; characters which stare into space, as if looking for the Divine.

    They’re cues, according to the Mirror of Sacred Scriptures website: guidelines for the placement of mirrors which reveal hidden faces, symbols, and subjects. The meaning of some are obscure. Others are disturbing, mystical — and occasionally obscene.

    Well, at first we kinda thought the story was bullshit. Total, unremarkable bullshit. Something you could pretty much do with any picture you wanted. The Renaissance version of punching numbers into a calculator, turning it upside down, and getting the word "BOOBLESS." An meme so worthless and deeply reliant on stupidity that, if it were a TV show, it would be one of those 5-minute "celebrity profiles" that turn up on the TV Guide channel, and it would be about someone that you don't even remember who they are and don't really care but keep watching anyway and then you feel dirty and stupid when it's over. 

    WRONG! First off, this story did originally appear in La Repubblica, which we're told is an actual newspaper. Plus, we've recently uncovered yet another of these mysterious pictures ourselves, and now we are believers! Click through, if you dare, and have a look for yourself!

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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