We like to think that in addition to showing you pictures of boobs, we're doing a public service here at Scanner. We want you to get dates and have sex and look at great pictures... of many things. 

Highs:

The UCLA Undie Run, of course. 

Helen Mirren "promotes healthy nudity." Yes she does. 

We found out you'd rather watch Kristen Davis' sex tape than Lindsay Lohan's. 

And you'd probably still do Jamie Lee Curtis, even at 50. 

Scanner Emily found her reason for living. And yes, it has a beard.

We learned what angels sound like when they masturbate.

We learned we're pretty great at Photoshopping. Don't you think? 

We want you to draw pictures of prostitutes. 

We tried to help Internet geeks get women in the real world, too. 

We found out we might be totally normal for liking to sniff our partners' underarms. 

Lows: 

We experienced some weddings from Hell. 

We don't really dig Miss Bimbo. Which probably makes us feminazis.

We admitted to loving Julia Allison and "Men in Trees." 

We're a little ashamed that these kids who celebrated the end of their term with a giant orgy are our heroes.  

Live Links commercial: a low for Evangeline Lilly, a high for those of us hating on Kate right now.

South Park just didn't come through with the boobage. 

They did, however, kill Britney Spears. And we laughed at it. 

Amy Winehouse's face scared us. Almost as much as this baby doll did. 

 
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