According to the UK division of Travelodge, the number of naked sleepwalkers in its business hotels has risen such an alarming degree in the past year that the company has published a “sleepwalkers guide” to help its employees handle the awkward scenes that result.
The company said naked wanderers often ask receptionists such questions as "Where's the bathroom?," "Do you have a newspaper?" or "Can I check out, I'm late for work?"
Really? Is that the best they could do? If we were sleepwalking, we’d probably demand a bottle of anything and a glazed donut to go before riding the checkout desk like Debra Winger in Urban Cowboy. Get a life, British Salarymen! — Bryan Christian