Hey, remember when we told you about that Portland strip club that was attempting to mix vegan cuisine with naked ladyparts? Yeah, well, according to Fleshbot, you can currently find it up for sale. So sorry, Johnny Diablo; we thank you for the memory, and we're sure Portland thanks you for the mammaries.
This really leaves us with only one question: which one of you lucky Pacific Northwest strip clubs is gonna pony up for the services of that lovely lady up there, huh? God, we've been crushing on her for, like, weeks. Not that we've ever seen her at her job or anything -- but we can almost guarantee you that she won't come in to work smelling like beef!
[via Fleshbot]