Nah, I’m just razzing you. Looks like Jason Statham is set to continue his nearly decade-long streak of playing the exact same dude punching other dudes in Crank 2. Spoiler TV has got details on the plot (as it were) and some of the roles yet to be cast. If you’re, and I quote, a "tough fowl mouthed British kid with a cockney accent" you could play the child version of Statham’s character Chev! Who, I guess, has chickens in his mouth. Or something. There are also open roles for one-hundred-year-old Chinese men (Hu Dong) and ladies in their twenties who MUST BE OKAY WITH NUDITY.
For those not in the know, the original Crank is about a tough who needs to keep his adrenaline high or his heart will explode. It features the least sexy public coitus ever filmed.