Good heavens, has it really been a week since our last pandering Scarlett Johansson post? How time flies! Although Woody Allen has done his best to undermine his own publicists by downplaying the erotic elements of his latest effort, Vicky Christina Barcelona – in response to the rumors of a steamy ménage a trois among Johansson, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, the Woodman stoked the flames by telling Entertainment Weekly, “People who come and expect those exaggerations are going to be disappointed” – the marketing team simply isn’t having it. As V.C. Barcelona gets set to launch at the Cannes Film Festival, a teaser chock full o’ steamy smoochin’ has hit the YouTubes. Hit the jump for all the action: