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Ignominious Exits: The Top Ten Worst Final Films (Part Three)

Posted by Andrew Osborne

Bela Lugosi, PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1959)



Depending who you ask (specifically if one of the people you ask is Bela Lugosi’s son and the other is Tim Burton), Ed Wood, Jr. was either a talentless, exploitive vulture or a scrappy independent filmmaker who befriended Lugosi late in life and (inadvertently) made him relevant to a whole new audience of younger fans through cult classics like Glen or Glenda? and Bride of the Monster, climaxing with Martin Landau’s Oscar-winning portrayal of the actor in 1994’s Ed Wood. Either way, though, Plan 9 From Outer Space was hardly the most dignified send-off for a Hungarian film and theater legend and one of the best known international movie stars of the 1930s. For one thing, Lugosi only appears onscreen for a few minutes of the so-called “worst movie of all time” (a designation Screengrab’s own Scott Von Doviak would undoubtedly challenge), but the posthumous “performance” (culled from stock footage) isn’t even listed as an official film performance on the actor’s Internet Movie Database page, possibly because it was completed by a chiropractor.

Errol Flynn in CUBAN REBEL GIRLS (1959)



In his prime, Errol Flynn was the last word in swashbuckling action on screen and the most legendary stud in America in real life. (Reports of his bedroom escapades during the war years inspired the optimistic G.I. catch phrase "in like Flynn.") By 1959, though, Flynn was a has-been and a tax deadbeat with a nearly defunct liver. Lacking the energy to do much that might pass for active, never mind acting, he wrote and narrated this low-budget film, in which he appears as a reporter telling us about the "wonderful" rebel girls who are doing their part for the Cuban revolution. Flynn had actually met Fidel Castro, who gave the project his blessing, and the film returns the favor, though it probably had its origins not in political fervor but a mixture of contractual obligation -- Flynn owed somebody a movie -- and cherchez la femmeCuban Rebel Girls was actually shaped as a vehicle for Beverly Aadland, a talentless would-be actress who was Flynn's steady companion during the last couple years of his life. (She was about fourteen when they met.) The movie was Flynn's last and her only real credit, though the first-time director, Barry Mahon, followed it up with a stream of films, which tend to have such titles as International Smorgas-Broad and Fanny Hill Meets Dr. Erotico.  (Another of his flicks, the Cold War paranoia-fest Rocket Attack, U.S.A., made it to the summit of trash that is Mystery Science Theater 3000.)  In every compartment of his life -- co-star/girlfriends, directors, revolutionaries -- Errol sure did know how to pick 'em.

Henry Fonda in ON GOLDEN POND (1981)



Henry Fonda had a very long and honorable career, but his last really notable movie role was probably in Sergio Leone's Once Upon a Time in the West, made when he was in his early sixties. The role of the ruthless but naive professional killer Frank -- the dark side of capitalistism wearing the face of old Hollywood's favorite spokesman for liberal idealism -- gave him a chance to turn his iconic image on its head while doing things he'd never done before as an actor, and that wouldn't have been a bad way to hang it up. But instead he kept at it through the 1970s, plugging away in disposable roles in ever tackier movies (Ash Wednesday, Tentacles, The Swarm, Meteor, etc.). In one way, his final feature film role in On Golden Pond qualified as a comeback: it was, at least, a respectable part in a high-profile prestige release. But it was also an exploitative piece of casting that put the frail-looking, visibly ailing Fonda on screen as a sick, possibly dying old man, and even tapped into gossip about his relationship with his children by casting his real-life rebellious daughter Jane as a character who'
s constantly lectured about getting over the past and getting on with her life. (How much of a coincidence was it that, at the time, Jane Fonda was in the process of packing up her sixties image as a political firebrand and remaking herself as the yuppie queen of the workout tape?)  For audiences, the emotions that the sentimental movie meant to arouse became inseparable from the guilty feelings one might have had about having come to regard the older Fonda as a has-been. The media took the bait and latched onto the movie in a strange way: it basically double-dog-dared the Motion Picture Academy to not give Fonda an Oscar for his performance, knowing that he'd never gotten one before and that he very likely wouldn't have another chance to earn one. The campaign paid off, but at a loss of some dignity for the man at its center.

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Comments

the outwardly respectable Calisher Brandisher said:

Re On Golden Pond, not a very convincing argument on the part of the young blogger who fancies himself <i>tres, tres</i> clever in making these overreaching, not funny, incredibly smug, rather mean-spirited demonstrations of his supposed superiority.

P.S. I didn't like On Golden Pond, either.

July 25, 2008 4:54 AM

adam christ said:

re: being a douchey commenter

1) new to the internet are we?  an astute joke here or there doesn't mean these are being played for cheap laughs. they're quite sad actually and the authors (there are more than one, idiot) treat them with appropriate respect.

2) html tags appear to only work for young bloggers, best to leave them to the pros.

3) you are a tres, tres pompous snot.

July 25, 2008 10:16 AM

matt said:

Let me get this straight: the flawed but fascinating EYES WIDE SHUT made this list (I didn't know anyone was still flogging the "It wasn't sexy!" horse this many years later) but Billy Wilder's soul-crushingly bad BUDDY, BUDDY somehow didn't?  And at the same time Altman's half-shit/half-mediocre A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION is somehow considered a worthy send-off for the dude who made MCCABE & MRS MILLER (apparently EYES WIDE SHUT would have benefitted from some "inspiration" along the lines of "let's get Virginia Madsen to play the Angel of Death")?! The mind reels.  

Also deserving of mention:

Groucho Marx in SKIDOO

Mae West in SEXTETTE

John Cassavetes's BIG TROUBLE

Raul Julia in STREET FIGHTER

July 25, 2008 12:25 PM

Andrew Osborne said:

Actually, Big Trouble almost made the list but we couldn't find a copy in time!  Raul Julia & Mae West are great ones we missed, although I'm not personally familiar with Buddy, Buddy...but I'm kicking myself over Groucho, (although Skidoo presents the same problem as Bela in Plan 9:  so bizarrely awful, and yet simultaneously so bizarrely awesome...plus, it ain't THAT bad to go out playing "God")!

July 25, 2008 2:01 PM

matt said:

You do have a point about SKIDOO...it's at least wrongheaded in that headlong-fiasco kind of way that guarantees its own weird kind of immortality. BUDDY BUDDY is just sad and empty and useless.  It's like if JACK was the last movie Coppola ever made.

Also, no disrespect intended, but the closing-credits dedication in STREET FIGHTER totally should've been "Raul Julia, 1940-1994 - GAME OVER."

July 25, 2008 2:45 PM

LCosgrove said:

I think SKIDOO deserved not to be here, not because it's a good movie (it's not... oh Jesus is it ever not) but because Groucho is the best and maybe only good thing about it. Aside from Harry Nilsson singing the closing credits, of course.

In mentioning BUDDY BUDDY, it must also be remembered that Walter Matthau's final gift to the filmmaking world was playing an invalid father to three sour-faced twats in HANGING UP. That kinda stings.

Also, count me in the "EYES WIDE SHUT is great and yer off yer nut, dude" camp.

July 26, 2008 8:38 AM

Janet said:

The one performance I really expected to be on the list was Marlene Dietrich in Just a Gigolo.  I imagine most people have managed to forget it existed, but I am not among that fortunate group.  It was truly horrible and a sad end to her career.

July 26, 2008 12:35 PM

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