Kit Kittredge: An American Girl opens this Friday. Based on the disturbingly popular American Girl line of dolls, it tells the story of an adorable, plucky, scrappy young girl (played by the adorable, plucky, scrappy Abigail Breslin) who has amazing adventures and triumphs over adversity depsite living during the Great Depression. It's being pitched as part of a new wave of films that hope to make the metroplex a safe place for preadolescent girls; we can only applaud the effort, seeing as for the last 30 years, the joint has been corrupted by the likes of this guy.
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