(w/ apologies to Abe Simpson)
Jake Gyllenhaal will play Joe Namath, in a biopic of the shaggy-maned football hero.
Liev Schreiber has joined the sci-fi adaptation Repossession Mambo, about "a futuristic credit union dealing in artificial organs" — not to be confused with Repo! The Genetic Opera, the other movie about futuristic organ reposession. (So much for Schreiber's lifelong dream of working with Paris Hilton, I guess.)
Matthew Perry will play a grown-up Zac Efron in 17, the "reverse Big" about the adult who magically returns to his teenage years. This does not bode well for Zac Efron.
— Peter Smith