We don’t care how many “poop-stomping” or “turkey-neck” good ol’ boy references he makes: Billy Ray Cyrus’ appearance on this morning’s The Today Show still comes off as stinky. For the record, the whole Miley Cyrus, highly frothed “scandal” seems like a great deal of pandering to the imagined outraged masses. But now dad Billy Ray is saying he couldn’t protect his daughter from the evil lenses of Annie Liebotvitz because…of our troops? Leave the troops out of it, Billy Ray.
Our favorite part of this video? Wondering how “the talk” would go if your dad was Billy Ray Cyrus. Turkey neck metaphors can be quite versatile.