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The "Weeds" 4:20 Report: The Botwins Need Emmys

Posted by Bryan Christian


We know: we've had a few problems with Weeds this year, and last night's episode did nothing to waylay our fears. We're still fairly concerned that even though Nancy has rent her family seriously asunder and started to piss off members of the Mexican mafia, she will get out of any trouble she runs into this season with a smile and a suck on her Starbucks. That still bugs us.

But Jesus H. Christ, did Mary Louise-Parker and Justin Kirk do anything last night that wasn't pitch-fucking-perfect? Nancy moping on the kitchen table; Andy finding the picture; their scene together over the photo: each one a delicious sort of comic portrait. And that was just the first ten minutes! Listen, we've already mentioned how much we love the Justin Kirk, but after last night: we really really love him. Where is his Emmy? Where is his Nobel Prize? Why isn't he our secret boyfriend? Not since Murray Hewitt first considered the chicken and the egg have we found someone just thinking as funny as Andy's realizing what was up with that picture.

And Mary-Louise Parker. Is it just us or did last night make you realize how little comedy they've given her this season? Why should Kirk, Elizabeth Perkins and Kevin Nealon have all the fun? (Particuarly since Doug and Celia = snooze right about now.) Nancy's gotten to show lots of defensive ambition, lots of jabbing elbows, but between her dead-on bitchsmack confrontation with Lisa and the cross-cut monologue to her kids WHICH SHE NAILED we desperately want more grand comedic moments from her from here on out now that we've been reminded that she can bring 'em. Enough of the snide suburban kvetching. Aren't we supposed to be out of Agrestic? Maybe it's time to get the Agrestic out of Nancy, huh? Give her and Andy something big to do together soon. There have been hints of a romance between the two of them; we're indifferent to the idea unless it arises from them doing something silly and dangerous and theatrical together, like being human drug mules or operating a portable stove.

A related note: we feel like we should be a little upset that the writers have attempted to dispense with two of our favorite plotlines -- Shane and Silas ejaculating to pseudo-Nancys -- in one speech. But they get points for whipping both plot threads into such a hi-foam frappuccino of shame and taboo. And doubleplus word score for giving the freakout two great payoffs: Shane seemingly destined to be hot shit in his new school, unafraid of any females now that his most indecent urges have been uncovered, and Silas, slinking off to his room, a familiar iced beverage in his hand. One boy moving on from his mom; one potentially becoming her. Funny, spooky, and revealing: qualities that we've yet to see much this year -- and are sorely welcome.

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Victoria Souza said:

Ever since the first episode I have been addicted to this show.  Every season gets better along with the characters. I know in my heart that Nancy is going to be ok...but the ending to last nights show places her in a "scary" situation.  I understand why she did it and I hope she has thought this out and gotten all the bumps out of her way.  The next 2 shows will be reveling since were whinding down on the season.  I wish it was a hour show on at the very least once a week.  It's really one of the very best if not the best show on tv.  I have a feeling Silas has just about ended his relationship with married Mom.  Watching Shane in these last couple of episodes shows the little guy we all grew to love has grown up a lot.  It's good and it's not. But such is life and that is why this show is so good.  Not a phoney baloney giddy little tv show with lots of nice characters...it's a life most of us don't see but we all want to know and we all know it's out there.

August 26, 2008 5:38 PM

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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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