There she is, winner of this year's Bachelor and next in the long line of great Lamas actors, Shayne Lamas, slowly getting over her shame and sorrow at having her tv fiance break up with her by tossing a few back and contemplating giving Last Night's Party photographer Merlin Bronques a peek under her skirt. Which, six frames later, she does. (Honest; click through for the full ass-shot.)
Oh, if only every pampered Hollywood blonde handled breakups by getting hammered and getting her secret ingredients digicammed by some mustachioed hipster.
(Ha ha, see what we did there? It's like we've been asleep for 8 years or something! Wouldn't that be hilarious?)
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Hey, we'd have thought that the word 'ass-shot' wouldn't have needed that hyphen -- but without it, there's three 's''s in a row! That can't be right!