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Two Things We Didn't Know About Kirk Cameron

Posted by Lindy Parker


 

 Listen, we like Kirk Cameron -- who didn't watch a little Growing Pains back in the day?  But truthfully, we haven't seen much of him in the past ten years other than that True Love Waits video they showed us in health class in high school where he talked about abstinence.  So, when he showed up on the Today Show this morning to talk about his new movie, we learned a couple of things about him.

 Number 1: He's not aging.  There he is in his argyle looking, for all the world, exactly the same as he did in the final seasons of Growing Pains.  Perhaps, in lieu of a salary for the Left Behind films, the Catholic Church granted him some sort of sainthood that allows him to remain youthful for life.   

Number 2: His wife, Chelsea Noble, worked as a stand-in in his new movie.  A kissing stand-in.  Apparently, Kirk refuses to kiss anyone on or off screen except his actual wife, so when it came to the scene where Kirk's character kisses his fictional wife, they shot it in sillouette so Chelsea could stand-in for the other actress.

We have two reactions to this.  The first is, "Whoa. Weird."  He's an actor.  Is it that big a deal?  But then we watch the interview, and we're like, "Well, okay. Whatever works for you."  Kirk's clearly a man of high ideals (our friend used to see him at the gym sometimes reading his Bible between sets).  Feel free to weigh in on this.  We're still trying to decide if it's kind of lovely in a bizarre way, or just plain uptight.

Here's the full interview


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deanmandy said:

I'm all for this, if they let him and are willing to work with him, why wouldn't he rather kiss his wife?! I'd much rather my actor husband, uhh for this purpose lets go with Adam Brody, want to kiss me instead of Rachel or Meg Ryan (ok so maybe I'll give him that one, I want to know what Meg's mega-plump lips feel like). You know?!  

September 23, 2008 4:50 PM

Benjamin said:

"Kissing is still Kissing, isn't it?"  Kirk Cameron to a glazed over Kathie Lee Gifford.

September 23, 2008 7:57 PM

Todd said:

I think it might be the argyle keeping him young...

September 24, 2008 1:01 AM

Lily said:

I <i>want</i> to think he's lame, but when you watch the video, you realize that he's just so darn loveable.

September 24, 2008 11:10 AM

winstonsmith1984 said:

The Catholic Church had nothing to do with the Left Behind books or movies.  The ideas in those books are considered bad theology by most educated Christians including the Catholic Church

September 24, 2008 6:32 PM

Lindy Parker said:

Clarification: The jokes in the above post were based on the premise that Kirk Cameron's participation in the "Left Behind" films made him a publicly recognized advocate for faith-based projects, and that such advocacy and the practice of giving up his paycheck (rather than his association with his Left Behind role) would garner him recognition from institutions of Christian faith.  So, the above statements were not meant to name the Catholic Church as the guiding force behind the Left Behind films, or to equate the theology of the films with that of Catholic doctrine, but rather to acknowledge the Catholic Church as an institution empowered to bestow sainthood.

Further, since the joke implies the existence of a world in which perpetual agelessness is actually possible, it's safe to assume it could also be a world in which the traditional requirements for sainthood (like, for instance, actually being a Catholic) could feasibly be waved for Kirk. And come on, the idea of Mike Seaver as a saint is kind of funny, no?  In summary, the sentiments of the post were made in fun and not in earnest -- no offense intended.

September 26, 2008 5:55 PM

Mary said:

Whatever--I think it's a great idea.  I'm writing a letter to my bishop.  Catholic or not, Kirk Cameron should be nominated for sainthood.

September 26, 2008 10:21 PM

About Lindy Parker

Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She now writes for hooksexup.com's TV blog, "The Remote Island." She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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