To paraphrase Groucho Marx, "We don't like any show where the leading man's chest is bigger than the leading lady's."
Of course, there are other reasons, too. And if you can't figure out what they are, watch it yourself. Then compare it to some highlights from the goofier but more fun original version, below. Who ever thought we'd be hurtin' for Hasselhoff?
Photo: NBC
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