-- Anyone else completely annoyed by the new HBO commercial? For those of you who didn't catch it, basically it went something like this: "Normal stories are about sex; HBO stories are about cheating!" Ha ha ha, fuckyou-B-O.
-- ABC's National Stay At Home Week, buoyed by the performance of Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy, beats CBS's Count Your Pills Week and all other comers for the fourth year in a row.
-- Sounds like Stephen Colbert's campaign for POTUS in the Marvel Universe wasn't going so well -- until a certain webslinging advisor told him to keep his hopes up. (No, not James Carville.)
-- Sports Night was 10 years ago? Yeesh. If Obama wins, does that mean that Aaron Sorkin will be due for another good idea?
-- Spike's list of the 15 hottest girls on TV doesn't include Mary-Louise Parker, Leighton Meester, Lena Headey, or either of the cuties from NBC's non-Heroes shows (Chuck's Yvonne Strahovski and Life's Sarah Shahi) -- but it's still a pretty darn good list.
-- Wouldn't wanna be Katherine Heigl's lungs.
-- Only 54 million people watched the debate last Friday. And most of them just thought they were watching a particularly bad episode of SNL.
-- NBC declares victory against piracy. Next up: barbarians!